I got a membership at Sam's Club yesterday, because I couldn't figure out where the grocery store was (I found a Food Lion later, hidden next to the Home Depot, darn!). I didn't quite know what I was in for since they didn't let you in without a membership. I can safely say that was the most unique grocery shopping experience I've ever had. It has given birth to three new immutable laws that will govern my life henceforth. In no particular order, they are:

New Immutable Law #1

I Will Never Run Out Of Cooking Oil Again.

New Immutable Law #2

I Will Never Run Out Of Cheerios Again.

New Immutable Law #3

I Will Never Run Out Of V8 Juice Again.